As a Comedian, I’m fascinated by comic quotes, especially those coming from typically un-comical people. I've gathered quite a collection of over the years, but the ones contained within these very pages are my favorites. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have.

• The Ultimate Collection of Inspirational Quotes: Over 2000 Quotes Including Motivational Quotes, Friendship Quotes, Life Quotes, Love Quotes, Funny Quotes, Famous Quotes and Much, Much More!
• INSULTS - The Best Insults Ever - Win at any verbal argument!
• Classic Put-Downs: insults with style
• Words of Wisdom: Philosophy's Most Important Quotations and their Meanings
• 500 ONE-LINERS AND QUOTES